I tried to put it on the page as a reusable element but it didnt work and im getting tired so here it is here:
I don't speak japanese at all and this is translated using Google Translate, DeepL, and a lot of looking up kanji meanings and readings.
I do this because i can't find any translations anywhere so i figured a mediocre translation would be better than no translation, and i think theres no harm in sharing it if i'm transparent with it